Sometimes I wonder how smart people really are sometimes. I am warning you, this is quite strange and if you don’t like any sort of toilet humor, look away now. Don’t say I did not tell you.

Yesterday was just bad for me. The one really funny bad thing that did happen, well, happened in the bathroom. Not with me but with a customer. Hugo is his name and he has a habit of sort of flirt with all the girls in the store and is just a wee bit strange. He brings them all food and such but gives me an attitude whenever I say a single thing.

One of the employees lets him into the back to use our not so employees only bathroom so he can use it. I am sitting in the back room for like twenty minuets waiting for him to get out so I can get up front to bring change to the register. I thought he finally left so I just left and walked up front, plus my boss was sitting right there in his office. By the time I walked back my memory problems kicked in and completely forgot all about him.

An hour after he gets in there he comes out, of the woman’s bathroom that is, and says “you need a plunger for this bathroom”. He flooded the bathroom with his nasty water to the point it was running into the hallway. First thing my boss asked was “why didn’t you turn off the valve?” We never got a straight answer from him but he never did. I ended up having to mop up all the nasty water. It took me about an hour or so to get the puddle to go away and filled up the mop bucket with at least three gallons of the water. It was one of the worst things that has ever happened to me at my job. There has been some other things that where quite bad but this is the most recent one. I can never look at Hugo the same way again.